Cards & Paper Goods

Oh, you know it, this will perk up (every pun intended) the birthday girl in your life! Celebra…

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Suck Less Than Most People" Details: • Premium qua…

Sometimes love is built on a mutual disdain for the rest of the world! Our "I Hate Everyone But You"…

Description   I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card…

Unleash some Jurassic humor with our card "Don't Be a Cuntasaurus". Features a vintage-style dinosau…

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Do You Have Any Fucks? Go Fish" Details: • Premium qua…

A funny vintage-inspired baby show greeting card. "Congrats on Your Crotch Goblin." Celebrate the ar…

Greeting card that reads, "You had me at I hate People too" Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels…

Let your inner villain shine through with this playful and silly sticky note pad "Evil Plans". Perfe…

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card"Eat a bag of dicks" is Perfect for mutually humored friends w…

Need to bring a little humor to a less-than-fabulous situation? This cute vintage-styled get well&nb…

Kick off the party with a bang! Our "Let's Go Fuck Some Shit Up" greeting card is perfect for those …

Bring the laughs with our "With a Fuck Fuck Here and a Fuck Fuck There" greeting card! Featuring a v…

A funny vintage-inspired nursing greeting card. "We can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it". De…

Reclaim your zen with our 'Let Those Fucks Go' greeting card. A bold and relatable reminder to relea…

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "I just pooped on your pillow" Details: • Premium quali…

Description Brighten up your workspace with this "Calm Your Tits" sticky note! Featuring an illus…

A funny vintage-inspired sticky notepad that says "My last fuck". It's a guaranteed way to lighten u…

A funny vintage-inspired anniversary greeting card. "Yay! We Still Like Each Other" Details: • …

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "You’re Old as Fuck" Details: • Premium …